Pachinko parlors are calling your name.
You have a buddy who helped you beat the game. Remember this moment together.
Score! You have reached 500,000.
You stole a life! That's like murder.
You have collected all the Matt Hazard Game Boxes! I bet you still collect molds and fungi too.
That was a perfect landing, and the ship has no damage. Congratulations!
You Completed "Oh. Canada." in 12 minutes without skates.
Remind me not to take you to the Outer Banks of North Carolina.
Now what?
You mean you have to use your hands?
Half way there, come on, you can do it!
You completed "The Hate Boat" without using a continue. That was smooth sailing.
